I LIKE TO DIVE
 
Well, night 2 of the summer is upon us. Julie is nowhere to be seen. Of course, it isn't exactly a premiere night or eviction night. Why would she be here? Oh well. And why do we still have  the same bland crappy music from last year? 

To the nomination aftermath, on Day 3. Alislut proclaims she'll inflict misery on the house. You mean like she inflicts misery on us for watching her skanky ass? Janelle further explains why they're up. We get it, we get it. Alislut and Danihell don't want to be non the block with one another. Alislut like Danihell...that doesn't surprise me. Danihell is going to keep her mouth shut, hoping Alislut's running mouth will get her in trouble. 

They barge into the HoH room. Jasehole and Janelle were going to put George up but they flapped their gums about this plan to get rid of Janelle via the deadlock. Jasehole isn't buying Alislut's lies. Danihell tries back-tracking by saying she only puts scenarios out to feel out alliances. They compare stories but I don't think Jasehole is really buying it. Neither is Janelle. Both a re feeling very vulnerable. Alislut goes BACK to the HoH room to plead her case to try keeping her around. Lots of "swear to God" that she isn't lying, when she really is. Janelle denies that there is a BB6 alliance. Alislut says she didn't think there was one. 

Howie has a man-crush on Dr Will. Will also has a man-crush...on himself. They share a weird moment on the patio. Howie hugs Will in bed and says he feels so soft. In the shower, Dr Will says he has no desire to see Howie naked...and thinks Howie is stalking him. Dr Will wants to weasel into the "Sea6" alliance. A little early for the man-crushing isn't it boys? This whole bit was followed by a shot of one of the signs in the house...Deceit. Nice subtle hint there producers. 

Jasehole and Janelle compare CDs in the kitchen as Alislut listens in. Alislut heads off to the HoH room to listen to Jasehole's CD but instead watches them on SpyScreen. She blames Janelle for the nomination. Alislut says that America may like Janelle, but she hates her. As Janelle suns herself outside, Alislut (in the kitchen) says Janelle's ass is hers. Then calls Janelle Busto. WTF? Get this skanky ass ho off my TV. PLEASE houseguests! 

George is summoned to the diary room. He takes his sweet 'ol time and Big Brother pages him a second time. But George can't find the diary room. George is confused and James shows him the way to the room. 

The BB6ers convene in the bathroom (sans Kaysar) and plan how they can maintain their alliance but keep their distance from one another. Howie says they're gonna stick together. Outside, Nakomis tells Danihell that the BB6ers are in a gigundo alliance and need to be evicted. Booger agrees. Dr Will wants them gone too. Danihell says that Jasehole threw a monkey wrench in the works to get BB6 out. Marcellas hits the HoH room to talk. Erika is there. Marcellas wants Danihell out and Erika wants Alislut out. Marcellas doesn't think you can trust Danihell. She's amazingly smart but can't win competitions. Erika doesn't want Alislut to in the veto. Even thought Marcellas knows Alislut is stronger, he wants Danihell out because she is a manipulator. 

Nighttime at the house and someone is snoring. Dr Will can't stand it. The snoring is from...George. Danihell says he's calling the hogs. Dr Will thinks George is trying to snore him out of the house. They as George how he slept. He said not good at all and they gang in the kitchen laugh. 

The All-Stars build a slip-n-slide. George does commentary. Dr Will goes, then Howie in his "space suit" but it didn't work too good. They try sliding on innertubes, through legs, on top of each other. Then somone got a bright idea. George "rode" Howie down the track. The others grabbed Howie's legs and arms and slid the pair of them. Marcellas thought it was gross. 

Veto time. Yes, yes, we know how it works. 6 people will compete. The HoHs, nominees and 2 people selected, not by the other people, but by a random draw. Alislut says she'll murder someone to get the veto and it will be hers. Danihell says she's got to win it or the game is over for her. The Wheel of Fortune is out to determine who will play. The nominees spin the wheel clock-wise. Alislut thinks George is no good and wants him. Alislut is up, Jasehole calls for No Whammies, and she spun Kaysar. Danihell is asked to "Come On Down" and she spins up George, who doesn't look too thrilled. Dr Will thinks it might be a snoring competition. Booger is picked to host "the show." which starts in an hour. Alislut noted that George and Kaysar don't have good luck winning competitions. Alislut says Janelle is just a cocktail waitress 

It's a diving competition and they are asked to put on their bathing suits. Danihell doesn't like wet water. The outside has been turned into the Big Brother dump. All sorts of props from previous shows are in the backyard. They will have to "dumpster dive." George admits to real dumpster diving. They will rummage through the dump looking for veto symbols. The first person to find 6, wins the veto. Easy as that. Booger left out something. They dump PB&J sandwiches on the contestants, making them a little messy. The also get dumped with 6 seasons of "soiled hair," which no one enjoys, except for George. One more thing, mud from BB2, fish guts from BB4 and iced clam sludge from BB6. Janelle tries protecting herself, no good. Danihell thought it was vomit. 

FINALLY, we start the challenge. They jump outta their dumpsters. Dr Will does play-by-play. Danihell strikes first blood. It's messy, fast and furious. Kaysar is next. George's plan didn't work out. Kaysar gets 2. Janelle finally finds one. Danielle pops to 2. Jumping forward, Jasehole and Alisut are having problems. Janelle jumps to 3. Jase finally has one, leaving George with zero. He finally got one though. Danielle is up to 3. Janelle jumps to 5, needing one more. Kaysar jumps to 3. Janelle wins with finding her 6th! Danielle seems pissed. Jasehole let Janelle win to take the heat off of himself. Alislut thinks her fate is sealed. 

Danihell and Alislut commiserate. Alislut scares Janelle and she and Jasehole talk about what to do. Howie and Dr Will come in. Dr Will wants Alislut out but suggests Danihell and James have an alliance. Or maybe Danihell and Marcellas actually have an alliance. Jasehole is totally on to him throwing out random pairings and alliances though. More talk about who to put up, who should go and who should stay. This is boring stuff, they should really keep the plotting and scheming to a minimum. On the flip side, that forces more man-crushing on us. Hell of a trade off. 

Janelle calls the houseguests to the living room for the veto. The nominees don't look happy.  They have a shot to say why they should be saved. Alislut doesn't make a case for herself at all. Danihell says HoH never changes their mind, but would appreciate if she's use it. Janelle thought about using it, but it's too risky right now. Janelle will not be using the veto. Duh! Who didn't see that coming? Neither will lay down and go without a fight. 

The first live eviction of the year is on July 13th at 8PM Eastern. 

And, for now, I'll stop calling Jase "Jasehole." He hasn't been a jerk like was was back in tha day. I do, however, retain the right to start calling him Jasehole again. 
 

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