THE FONZ HAS BEEN SIGHTED
 
Well, here we are. Another summer with another round of hamsters in the CBS HabiTrai. It will be interesting to see how the dynamic plays out this time around. Since we know everyone in the house, we've already got a preconceived idea of what they're like and if we'll like them or not. Also, since they've all played the game before, there won't be any "ZOMG I'M LOCKED IN THIS HOUSE WITH THESE MORANS!!1" moments that we've seen in earlier seasons. It's also going to be odd because I'm sure all of them know how each of the others played the game the first time around and have already decided if they like them or not. 

Too much social experiment this time around. I predict this to be a sluggish season and it'll be the last. I love you Big Brother but you have truly jumped the shark. 

On to the show. There's Julie, she says it's the Big Brother we've all been waiting for. Um...no. Oh, they're going over the rules...again. And the house, a paint job. Julie welcomes all 20 of the candidates back to her patio. Bunky's shirt matches the motif of the house...weird. The first twist! *14* will enter the house instead of 12. 
The top 4 male and 4 female votegetters will go in. 

Julie announces the top 4 girls, in no particular order. Who is it? It is Janelle. Well DUH! Then Erika. Nakomis and finally...Diane! America...you have taste. That's a pretty good pick. Janelle wasn't surprised to be voted back...and she thanks you. Nakomis noticed how stunningly pretty the other girls were...girly girls. Diane already starts the bashing of Erika. She thinks she wasn't much of an All-Star. Nakomis notices a pair of posters in a large bedroom that say LOVE and HATE with their definitions under them. There are other similar posters through out the house. 

The dudes are up next. Howie is in. Again, DUH! Kaysar. Double DUH! James. DUH cubed and Jase. Wha? Jase? What the hell are you people thinking? Jase-hole? Damn. To his credit he immediately noticed now many BB6 casts are there. Howie likes the all-star boobies and is on a rampage already. The BB6ers feel like they're home and the others are their guests. Erika thinks the BB6 bloc will be a force to be reckoned with. 

And now, Julie will announce the final 6. Marcellas is shocked that he, America's sweetheart, wasn't voted in by America. Getting keys are Will, Danielle, Marcellas (who hugs the Chenbot, who cracks a joke), Alison *groan*, Mike "Boogie" and...drum roll...Chicken George! The man is stunned then exhilarated. I love that man. 

The new inductees get a warm welcome. DaniHell liked how everyone was nice at first. George likened getting in to a donkey winning the Kentucky Derby. Marcellas says he'll never be friends with DaniHell. DaniHell thinks it is because she's a strong woman and won't talk to him. Erika and Alison make nice...for now. Alislut starts whining again. Mike Booger says he'd never hang with Chicken George. George does a little, lame, rap. Will notices Kaysar and James are missing...planning so soon? Booger slams America for being in love with Kaysar. Mike and Will's friendship raises suspicions too. 5 minutes in and they're already plotting. Lots of sizing up of the other houseguests. Boooring. Thankfully, a commercial. 

It's time for an HoH challenge. Yes Julie, we know what they get and what the responsibilites are. Everyone is gathered for the challenge. Julie promises a twist...2 HoHs! They will share the bedroom and share the decision of who to nominate. If the two HoHs can't decide on who to put up, they lose HoH proviledges and become the nominees. 

Outside is a huge set-up called Falling Stars. People on the platform will launch a 50 pound meteor at the HGs standing on pedastals. Last one standing wins HoH. Also, a little fountain is in the path of the meteor. Nakomis goes first taking out Howie. DaniHell wantsto go for Marcellas and misses. Kaysar takes aim and eliminates Mike Booger. Janelle nudges Erika. Nakomis gets James. Will just jumps on the meteor and rides the swing. DaniHell swings and Jase pushes it to knock Marcellas off. Jase is one HoH. Howie takes a turn, getting Nakomis. Will goes, taking Kaysar out. James takes a swing getting Diane. Marcellas launches and misses DaniHell. Jase shoots and eliminates Alislut. Erika gets Chicken George and almost killed him! George isn't impressed with the game. Howie is next and goes for DaniHell, making Janelle the co-HoH. Alislut automatically assumes Janelle has an alliance. DanieHell says to let the games begin. 

In the midst of this challenge, the guys take their shirts off. Diane thinks they're hot but she can't see hooking up with anyone. She says "Me, fall in love on national television? Never happen." ZING! 

The co-HoHs check out their pretty swank HoH apartment. Jasehole shows off pics of his family. He says he isn't playing for himself but his fiancee and step-daughter. Mike Booger is complaining. Dr Will says the room is nothing special and he won't use t. Alislut complains about not having a spy screen in season 4. 

The Co-HoH's talk about how they might want to nominate. They discuss Dr Will, Mike Booger...but they can't even decide who they DON'T want to nominate. 

DaniHell beckons George and Alislut to stir up trouble and make them uneasy. She suggests that Jasehole might throw the agreement to get Janelle on the block to try getting Janelle out. Alislut says the BB6 alliance needs to be broken up early. She can't figure out DaniHell and wonders if DaniHell is playing with the BB6 people. In the diary room., DaniHell says her only alliance is with herself. George think this game is kinda cool. DaniHell told James her theory...and it pissed him off. Alislut tells Diane, Mike Booger and Jasehole this "plan." Jase thinks he can trust Alislut with breaking up the BB6 alliance. But he can't trust Alislut to not give him the boot. 

James tells Janelle and the other BB6 folks. Jasehole and a crew go into the HoH apartment and play it cool, hoping to tell Janelle what he had heard. Jasehole is trying to play both sides against each other. Jasehole wants in on the BB6 alliance. James says he trusts Jasehole more than Kaysar and Janelle. Jasehole says he doesn't REALLY want in the BB6 alliance. 

Nomination time. Alislut tells Jasehole she has the votes to get rid of the BB6 alliance. In truth, she doesn't care who goes as long as it isn't her. Jasehole is pretty sure he can cause the deadlock. Will thinks he's gonna get nominated because he is a previous winner. 

Let's draw some keys. Marcellas is safe, making him a happy man. Erika too. So is Nakomis, Diane and James. George is safe too, and happy. He says "Kayzar" is safe and Mike Booger is safe too. Howie is safe as is Dr Will. Nominated for the first eviction is Danielle and Alislut. They picked them because they were playing the game hard-core, right out of the gate. 

The next episode will be on July 11th at 8PM Eastern. 
 
 

So, if you haven't figured it out by now, I don't like a few of these "all-star" houseguests. My "cute" and/or "funny" nicknames will be pretty easy to figure out. I'm sure you won't get lost...and I stole some from other sites. Sue me. 
 

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